Maybe Tomorrow

Whatcha gonna do when I bend the block

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:41:59 +0000

So I’ve been seeing a big trend in domestic car commercials featuring celebrities. I’ve seen “cribs” and I haven’t once heard any of them say “and this is my sweet 2003 LaSabre.”

Dear Stan

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 00:44:20 +0000

Despite what the history books say….Thomas Jefferson invented friendship, not George Jefferson

Well played Nickelback

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:51:38 +0000

After many sleepless nights, cold sweats, a poison oak infection(don’t ask), hundreds of emails and hours of Internet searches I am sad to report that no one will ever truly know what the hell that was on Joeys head. Oh Nickelback, why are you so mysterious?

Wow, you have the limited edition Ed Hardy shirt…it’s got a tiger on it

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:21:09 +0000

It started off as a good day but quickly turned sour when i found myself yelling “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!!” at my step ladder.

I’m definitely going to need more cowbell

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:15:51 +0000

So I recently heard Todd Rungend’s-Bang on the drum all day. I never really thought about it but…I don’t want to work, nor do I want to bang on my drum all day. I wish this song provided more options.

I see ya subway!

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 17:09:24 +0000

So in conjunction with the release of the movie Green Lantern, subway is offering avocado for a limited time….I see what you did there

Skinny jeans are super comfortable

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 17:07:04 +0000

I am not 100% clear on what’s in and what’s out this year in fashion. Is it still a fashion faux pas to tuck your shirt into your socks?

For my money, Hinder is the best band to see in concert

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:58:12 +0000

Don’t purchase anything by “Far East Movement”…ever. You’re welcome

Man! That is milky!

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 20:41:57 +0000

In my life I’ve heard a lot of stories, but there is one story that will never happen…ever. You will never hear anyone begin a story with…It all started when I put on some Nickelback …

Mmmm….mmmm…time for pie

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 20:35:26 +0000

Have you ever really listened to “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers? The advice “The Gambler” gives Kenny Rogers is at best really basic and at worst completely useless. On a related note, 90% of the time you hear the song “Bad to the Bone” something incredibly lame is about to happen.